Today marks day five of a headache. This record-beating headache is not something that I’m celebrating (Where’s my medal for Olympic-long headaches?); instead I’m scrutinizing possible triggers of this ache in my head. I had a few ideas:
- I slept of my neck wrong one night and therefore being punished for it.
- My head grew over night and is now too big for my neck to support it.
- My neck is on strike, (holding a head up for 22 years gets tiring).
- I am now allergic to yet another food and my head is throbbing as a warning; (Being allergic to something else really wouldn’t surprise me.)
I may have had an epiphany about these headaches though- my ipod. I have an ipod that weighs 30 lbs. (I’m slightly exaggerating but my ipod is a bloated version of the iphone). I always run with this weight attached to my right arm, which is important because I have huge knots on the right side of my neck and shoulder.
At this point, I really don’t care where the headaches are coming from; I just want them to go away.
It’s official: at age 22 I’m falling apart.
